Here is my list of ten possible ways to celebrate once I hit the 100-pound mark:
10. 24 hours of binge and purge.
9. Eat my way through the alphabet.
8. What can't out run me gets eaten.
7. Break some Guinness World Record involving pie.
6. “Moon” the people working the drive-thru at McDonald's.
5. Donate old clothes for use as camping tents for the Boy Scouts.
4. Buy new wardrobe from the “Tall” section while rudely ignoring the “Big” section.
3. Grow a beard where a couple of my chins USED to be.
2. Admire the unobstructed view of my feet.
And the #1 way to celebrate once I hit the 100-pound mark:
1. Feel totally jazzed as I work on losing the remaining 50.
I still have another four pounds until I can do any celebrating but am flat-arsed determined to get there. I know that I can. I know that I will.
*My thanks and/or apologies to David Letterman for the whole Top Ten list idea.
(Day 169 / -96 lbs.) Top Ten* Ways to Celebrate Losing 100 Pounds
11/05/2007 08:51:00 AM | 100 lbs., top ten | 2 comments »
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Great list! I was a little worried you might be serious! Can't think of a better way to celebrate than to work that much harder toward your next milestone. Amazing success, congrats!
Thanks John!
I'm a little shy of serious most of the time- it's just how I cope.
Congratulations to you for being a finalist in the 2007 Weblog Awards! I'm telling everyone to check out your site (www.johnisfit.com).