What a wonderful season it is! A season of friendship, family, and togetherness. A joyous time of thankfulness and charity. A time of gift-giving and cheer. It is with that spirit that I feel I must express my gratitude for the bounty that's graced my life.
I'm thankful for good health and a shrinking waistline.
I'm thankful for My wife and children- the source of greatest joy.
I'm thankful for friends and family.
I'm thankful for ample food and shelter.
I'm thankful for the kindness I've witnessed in the world.
I'm thankful for all the "stuff" that makes modern life a little more convenient.
I'm thankful for whatever opportunities that come my way.
I'm thankful that no one has invented a rectal pedometer.
OK, OK, the pedometer thing is a little ridiculous but hey, now that I've planted the seed just wait and see if Richard Simmons doesn't have an infomercial touting the health benefits of just such a device come next holiday season.
Before it happens, take a look at JohnIsFit and see if you can't win a leg-powered model. He's a very interesting read and by entering his give-away, you'll help create a surplus of Oreos that could possibly benefit a more needy individual.
Jolly Festivus, everyone. Let the Airing of Grievances begin!
(Day 211 / -109 lbs.) Weight Loss Inventions & Breakthroughs
12/15/2007 09:03:00 PM | gratitude, pedometer | 1 comments »
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A rectal pedometer? That's some disturbing imagery there!